THE GREAT EQUALIZER

Anonymously try to seduce me.

diablosintellect:

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

hahaha seems fun lol

The Jeff Bridges scale of being high.

The Jeff Bridges scale of being high.

The lizard amused me XD

The lizard amused me XD

I saw this and immediately went “D’awwwww”

I saw this and immediately went “D’awwwww”

This made me laugh.

This made me laugh.

jerrybrito:

Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to…

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  • sleepy Jovski: what time is it?
  • me: 10:30
  • Sleepy Jovski: Wasn't I supposed to wake you up?
  • me: yup
  • Sleepy Jovski: wake up...... see right on time
  • me: ..
lulz-time:

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Its amazing I make it through a day XD
A handy guide on what to do if you are the first person to make contact with an alien species. Its a good little read, I may even get it professionally printed for my bedroom wall. 
The full-size picture can be found here

A handy guide on what to do if you are the first person to make contact with an alien species. Its a good little read, I may even get it professionally printed for my bedroom wall.

The full-size picture can be found here

I would like to read to you what The Jesus said about homosexuality. I’d like to but he never said anything about it. Evidently Jesus was so filled with rage that he was speechless. I am confident he condemned it all the time in private, when he was hanging out with those other 12 dudes at their elaborate dinner parties, where they all sat on the same side of the table, just living the bachelor life together, drinking wine and working on their washboard abs.

—Stephen Colbert

This cheered me up endlessly.

Sir Patrick Stewart #dig_nat (by DigitalNation)

Patrick Stewart is one of my idols and this pretty much sums up why.

I had to chuckle at this.

I had to chuckle at this.

This will cheer up Jovski after she has gotten annoyed with t=the xbox game she is shouting at.

This will cheer up Jovski after she has gotten annoyed with t=the xbox game she is shouting at.

I found this little online game boy colour emulator. I seems to have quite a few games.

Good bye productivity XD